I am Norm.

I live in Randolph, NJ. I teach drums at a few music stores. I play ukulele poorly.

Here's some music I like (but it doesn't matter):

Playing Drums It's Norm

I make recordings.

Here are some of my favorites

Album Cover

I own equipment.

My gear:

Keyboard & Photo-Theremin Recycled Drum Kit

Seeking band.

I want to be in a band that screams and pisses people off. With sounds that people hate (for instance, squeaky sax, cheezy synthesizers, or that sound styrofoam makes when it rubs against each other). And then I wanna go to open mic nights and disappoint people.

If you're also looking for a band, and play any instrument whatsoever, email me at norm@neverheardof.me.